"Life is not Fair." Every Man should be thankful for their lives

With the days of grace just around the corner, now is as good a time as any for men to begin to express their gratitude for things in their lives. The common expression is that "life is not fair." While true, it's the simple pleasures and rare gifts, both physical and spiritual nature that can soften an otherwise bitter existence. 

Here are some things that every man should be thankful for their lives.

Not having a period

 Go down on your hands and knees and thanks to Allah, praises him to the fact that you do not have to treat a bleeding wound ax. Let's give another round of applause grateful that we did not have to deal with this whole "region" and the responsibilities that come with childbirth have a hoo-hah. Our junk is our junk. Simple.

HummersI have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America's traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it's a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all.

Be able to take your shirt when you wantAllah damn not taking your shirt and walking around feeling glorious. Of course, women can do it (please Allah make a social trend in 2012), but I have not met one who would prance around her topless pad, although it has not have a roommate.  

Boob
The world has a problem with the nipples. I'll just go out and say it. What separates an obscene picture of a not? Whether or not the woman placed strategically enough fingers on her nipples to cover them with public humiliation. The cleavage is the last year. Breast side is the new hotness. Why? Because the split was designed to be viewed, while dealing with side boobs ugly that you were not always wait. Here ogling women in the side profile!

 

Do not get herpes when you do not wrap it as "one" time 

You must be a moron to end up with a sexually transmitted disease these days. Errors occur, so the babies arrive. But even if you have any inclination that the vagina of a woman is hotter than a bag of Cheetos Flamin Hot ', you probably should not stick your dick in this hot palace. But inevitably, there was a time when you leave farm Boone does the auction and talk, and you danced with the devil with huge breasts, and nothing came of it. Lucky bastards.

 An elder brotherHaving an older brother offers endless benefits to humans. As the children he shows us exactly how you can get away with our parents. As teenagers it shows us what liquor store you will buy alcohol if you have a peach fuzz-stache. " And as adults, it shows us that to marry a girl with a city as a first name is never going to end in happy marriage. 

The ease with which one can lieA man can lie without feeling bad about it. Not that we are inherently dishonest, it's just that we like to take the path of least resistance. Laziness is ahead of piety in our book.

The ability to urinateDo not underestimate the ability of a man learns a very young age. For women, this warning very little waste disposal is also valuable to them like precious stones. No matter where we are on God's green earth we can make hole "and free flow of accurate whizzle. If you've ever been on a road with a woman, you have witnessed the appalling "squat". While men can stand when you take a piss, women are kneeling in a field of grass as if they were lawn gnomes.